How to portray the feelings of travel-fun in words? Sometimes, it can be difficult to look at the bright side when you have to go through the airport security and wait for 45 minutes for your baggage.
But if you look at your travel misadventures, oftentimes there are some wise experiential gems that you can pick up and perhaps even laugh about.
Below is our pick for 30 best funny travel quotes, to make you quit your job and have some fun.
Funny Travel Quotes
1) Traveling is like flirting with life. It’s like saying “I would stay and love you but I have to go; this is my station”. ~ Lisa St. Aubin de Teran
2) When you come to a fork in the road; take it. ~ Yogi Berra.
3) I dislike feeling at home, when I am abroad. ~ George Bernard Shaw
4) I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine. – Caskie Stinett
5) I have been to almost as many places as my luggage. – Bob Hope
6) A cruise ship is a floating town of lazy people. – Garrison Kellor
7) It is easier to find a traveling companion than to get rid of one. – Art Buchwald
8) It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off. – Woody Allen
9) Gosh that takes me back… or forward. That is the trouble with time travel, you never can tell. – Dr. Who
10) Airplane travel (in the economy class) is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo. – Al Gore
11) Kilometres are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometres. – George Carlin
12) People travel to faraway places to watch in fascination the kind of people they ignore at home. – Dagobert D. Runes
13) A journey is like a marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. – John Steinback
14) Travel plans are dancing lessons from God. – Kurt Vonnegut
15) Jet lag is for amateurs. – Dick Clark
16) If we were meant to stay in one place. We’d have roots instead of feet, he said. – Rachel Wolchin
17) The world is your treadmill, run all over it. – Anon
18) Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life. – Robin Sharma
19) Forget champagne and caviar, taste the world instead. – Anon
20) I am a travel addict on the way to recovery, Ahaan! I am on my way to the airport. – Anon
21) It is bad manners to keep vacations waiting. – Anon
22) Unless you are my backpack, yes I can live without you. – Anon
23) To reduce stress I sit in one corner and read book. Just Kidding. I read books on my flight. – Anon
24) My friends having babies, and I am like, “which country am I going to next?” – A popular meme
25) Gypsies don’t travel and move. They wander and groove. – Anon
26) Why catch feelings, when you can catch flights? – Anon
27) I prefer to be an incurable travel addict than being a sedentary morphine druggie. – Anon
28) If you do not wake up in strange beds everyday, you are traveling wrong. – Anon
29) You think you are dying? No darling, its travel asphyxia. – Anon
30) I don’t pay rent, my suitcase is my home. – Anon
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July 19, 2018 1:15 pm Leave your thoughts